Vending Machine Fail

I swear, whoever released the last 4 drinks had ZERO common sense. Sure, there were reasonable odds that the drink wouldn't get stuck, and who knows how many drinks actually made it down the first column and didn't get lodged in the Pillar of Fail, but somehow they decided to take the unnecessary risk instead of doing the smart non-retarded thing and SELECTING THE IDENTICAL DRINK FROM THE SECOND COLUMN.

YAY POSTSECONDARY EDUCATION!