Saturday, October 15, 2011

Text Trolling


At 1 AM, I got a text message from "jcortez78." I decided to have some fun with him. 
I retyped our conversation:

-Is this Bianca?

Nope, sorry

-Why no?

My name is Jerry.

-Your not ho I wanted to talk to… Jejej sorry

-U rnt going too forgive me ? ={

Is a stranger’s forgiveness over a trivial nuisance really that important to you?

-Ys actually ! I fel terrbl

Then I forgive you, random drunk person that I will never meet in the real world. Go and live your life in whatever way suits you best.

-You think im drunk? Just bcuz im mexican doesn’t mean im drunk! Rascist!

I didn’t know you were Mexican (good job not capitalizing your nationality, by the way) and I never said anything racist.

-Why your making fun of me not capitelizign my country? Thjs is textig not school

Your spelling and grammar are atrocious. I still think you’re drunk. Either that or your education (or lack thereof) is appalling.

-Your a asshole. Making fun of people just bcuz their from a different country

My insults were on the basis of your abysmal English, regardless of your country of birth.

-I can jst tell you hate Mexicans you rascist bitch.

Terrible at logic as well as English! Amazing!

-You self righteous dick, I bet you never get any pussy because of the way you talk

-Unless you are gay….?

Apparently you are not quite as bad at spelling and grammar as I had thought. But I will let you know that I do not talk like this to anyone other than those who mistakenly text me and then insist on continuing a conversation. As for the homophobic slur, that was quite amusing. You are so adamant against racism yet you encourage discrimination based on other criteria. Fascinating.

-Ther you go again with your condescending attitude. Why?

Because I find that doing so is very entertaining.

I win. 



Monday, July 11, 2011

Making a bomb.... FOR SCIENCE!


My professor for the physics class I've been taking all Summer, Dr. Turner, taught my dad back in the day. They're actually good friends (my dad did some research and some other stuff with him, etc.), and I didn't even know it when I signed up for the class. Before class at the second week or so he came up to me and knew my name without me even introducing myself- I had sent him an email before the class started, and he recognized the last name. He was on the lookout for me, and figured out who I was based on my similarities to my dad. I told my dad and that pretty much made his day.

Every other lecture he has experiments to show us, which are usually pretty cool. Most of the stuff today dealt with magnetism and electric current. They're always neat, but one of the cooler ones (no pun intended) today demonstrated what happens when a magnet is near a superconductor. The superconductor needs to be very cold to work, and liquid nitrogen fits the job perfectly. At 77 Kelvin (about-200 C or -320 F), there's no way you can accurately describe how freaking cold that is in terms we can easily grasp. I'll stop here, just short of a CSI-style pun.

Above a superconductor, a magnet will levitate, and will be surprisingly stable.
You can even spin it along the magnetic axis and it will go for a while since air resistance is the main thing slowing it down.

At the end of class, Dr. Turner decided to put some of the remaining liquid nitrogen to good use:
"There should be a law against wasting perfectly good liquid nitrogen."

Thursday, June 30, 2011

My Weird Day in Austin (June 29, 2011)

I'll start with class today.
I'm taking Physics II (electricity and magnetism, also with a lab) this Summer at UT, and today's lecture fried my brain. It was a pretty intense class, most of it devoted to giving a qualitative explanation as to why circuits work at a microscopic/quantum level, followed by some esoteric equations and mathematical relations that went whoosh right over my head. By the end of class, my brain decided to call it quits for the day, and punched out as I left the classroom. (Also, it just so happens that my prof also taught my dad, and they're good friends. But that's another story.)

Today's lab.


I had an appointment with an apartment realtor almost immediately after class, so I hiked back to base and went straight to my car. I had seen where I needed to go on Google Maps before I left for class, so I figured it wouldn't be hard to find the place.

I was wrong. I'll spare the irrelevant details, but suffice it to say, class had indeed left me braindead. I eventually ended up at the place quite a few minutes late, but it turned out not to be a big deal. But being late meant that my day was about to get extremely... interesting. Timing is everything.

So we got into Steve's (the realtor) black car, which was pretty much an oven after sitting out in the near 100-degree sun. Somehow, it didn't bother me much. Apparently walking to class to back in record-breaking heat every weekday got me used to it. But I digress.

Steve showed me the first place, which was nicer than I expected. As we got out of the car at the second place, though, some guy asked us if he could have some help crossing the street. We walked over, curious, and it turned out to be a blind guy. And he was using a PVC pipe instead of a cane, apparently because some idiots in West Campus broke it. As we got close, he jokingly said "Guys, am I black? I need to know." It kind of took us by surprise, and it was funny in an edgy way, but it tipped us off that this guy was pretty lively, though also a bit odd. He introduced himself (I forgot his name) and shook our hands (it was just a tiny bit awkward). He then asked us where he was, we told him, and then he asked us how close we were to where he was headed. One thing led to another, and asked if he could possibly get a ride there. He seemed really nice and sincere through the whole thing. Steve looked really pensive for a few moments and then said yes, but first he had to show me the apartment.

When we got back, he was a little bit surprised that we kept our word. We went to the car, drove back to him, and he had a little trouble finding the back door handle. He had a cigarette, though, so Steve made him put it out first.

On to the third property. As we got out of the car, Steve told the blind guy that he could stay in the car or come with us. He came with us. He needed to hold on to my shoulder, though, so I walked slowly and let him know if there were steps or anything. About that time I was thought "Is this really happening? How in the HECK did I get in this situation?" When we got inside, he kept making comments about how nice the place looked, and how he admired the carpet, etc. His dry humor didn't work as well the second time around. It was also at this time that it became apparent that he was a bit more eccentric than we originally thought. So I guided him back to the car and we were off again.

Now things got even more interesting. As we headed to drop the guy off at the predetermined location, he changed his mind and asks if we can drop him off somewhere else. Later, he changed his mind again. I don't know why Steve didn't just kick him out at the first place. That's what was agreed on. But we had done this much, so what the heck. For the next while, we drove around as Steve made some phone calls. Blind dude asked if he could make a call, too. In the middle of it all, we talked and at one point he was elaborating on his cane situation. Turned out he can get a free ride to the government agency that sells 'em, but they cost $24. So then I took this video:



At the beginning, I was looking for his PVC stick but couldn't find it.
I ended up giving him all the cash I had, $22. I never give money to hobos, but I'm a sucker for poor disabled people. And this guy was pretty desperate, he said he hadn't eaten for days. Though he does receive welfare, his check was several days away, and he was pretty lost without his walking stick.

After that, we finally dropped him off and continued looking at apartments.

When I got back to my place, I needed a beer. Badly. So I found one in the cabinet and chilled it in the freezer. As I was drinking it, I just sat there, digesting the events of my day. I'm not too fond of beer, but, wow, was that satisfying. Then I downed some food (I hadn't eaten all day, and it was around 5:00) and took a sorely-needed nap. For the rest of the day, I just stayed inside and never seriously considered working out, though that was the original plan.

Austin is weird, indeed.

Bonus: I took this the other day on my way to class. This was across the street from campus:

Thursday, April 14, 2011

My Past 48 Hours

TUESDAY evening:
I pulled an all-nighter for my Fluids lab report on pipe flow. (first true one all semester, I think. Several times I got just a few hours of sleep. Once I went to bed at 4 after working on a homework due at 8 and ended up sleeping through my alarm)

WEDNESDAY:
Put myself in a really bad position time-wise and I barely make it to the lab on time. I was 5 minutes late, which was probably near the end of the grace period- the rule is that late people have to leave after they turn in their assignments and come back next week to do the lab themselves (we get 2 weeks in between labs).
The lab experiment was pretty interesting- it was about drag on car models and drifting/slipstreaming, using two different wind tunnels. I get out about half an hour early.
I do my Matrices homework and pass some time in the computer lab in an attempt to relax.
Go to Matrices class and turn in my homework and start nodding off near the end of the boring lecture.
Bike back to my apartment and take a nap that lasted about an hour and a half. When I get up I'm extremely disoriented and confused for a while.
I bike to campus for my Mechanics of Solids (AKA Strength of Materials) discussion section. The quiz takes me way too long to do because I missed a stupid minus sign when copying over an equation.
Bike back to my apartment and relax for a while. I consider studying for my test the next morning but I decide first to get in bed to take a nap. I set my alarm for 9:30 PM, which would give me about half an hour.

TODAY:
My roommate's alarm goes of at 7am. I immediately sit up in bed, confused. Then I see what time it is and everything clicks. My Engineering Computational Methods test is in an hour and I have to ubercram for it. I do what I can and bike to the test room.
I do not so well on the test, as expected, but I don't completely bomb it. Afterwards I talk to one of my friends for a while and then bike back to the apartment and take a nice two-hour nap. Even after 10 hours of sleep, and a 2 hour nap, apparently I'm still sleep-deprived because it was pretty hard to get up from that nap.
I go to my Fluids lecture and realize that I had completely forgotten about the homework. Luckily I sit by my buddies from the lab and they help me out.
After that is my Solids lecture, and I started to go insane after over an hour of some stupid derivation for one simple concept. Luckily, after that we got some hints for the test that is on Tuesday.
After that I force myself to go to the gym even though I don't feel like it because I hadn't worked out since Monday, and, after all, I had gotten lots of sleep recently. I cut it short because it just wasn't going well.
I don't feel like walking back (didn't take my roommate's bike to campus this time because I only use it when I really need it) so I sit and wait for the bus.
Once I get on the bus, I start doing the sudoku in today's campus paper. They usually take me ~1.5 hours to do, but somehow I was able to crank this one out before I got off- took like 20 minutes from start to finish. So that was probably the best thing that happened all day. Either I'm getting really good at doing sudokus (recognizing new logical theorems/assumptions) or this one was much easier than usual.
After I got back to the apartment I realized that I left a bottle in the gym but I was able to text my roommate and he got it for me, so it worked out for me in the end.
Right now I'm finally in the clear- all I have to do is go to one class tomorrow at 2, so I'm happy now.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I forgot to post this a while back

My past phone went out of commission when the touch screen stopped working. I was going to get a new phone but a friend of mine suggested replacing the touch screen (also known as the digitizer) instead. I went for it since the part was a little over 10 bucks on eBay. There was even a YouTube instructional video on how to replace the part. Unfortunately, I had to virtually disassemble the entire phone to do so.










...and then I had to put it all back together again. It didn't fix the problem. Oh well, it was fun.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Epic Omelette



Eggs:


10 of 'em:


Onion and green pepper, ham and turkey pepperoni, and medium cheddar cheese:

Sauteing the veggies in a little bacon grease

Everything mixed together:

Bacon grease:
Everything poured in:

Almost done cooking:

Final Product:

I Am Screwed

4 tests this week: American Studies on Monday, Mechanics of Fluids and Solids on Tuesday, and Engineering Computational Methods on Thursday. I'm going to die.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Fluids Lab

This is where I go every other Wednesday morning:



Here are some pictures I took for the second lab:




Friday, January 28, 2011

New Student Center

The student center, which was under construction for as long as I was at UT, was finally opened at the beginning of this semester. Here are some pictures.


Food Court Main Entrance



Food Court



View #1 from where I ate my chik-fil-a



View #2 where I ate my lunch. I noticed some people up a few stories, so I decided to see what the view was like up there:



The new biology building

UT/A&M Basketball Game

UT destroyed A&M not long ago here in Austin, 81-60.
Unfortunately I did not get to see the game in person. I was one of a few thousand students who showed up and weren't let in.



I don't think any of these people got in. The line was 2-3 times as long as you can see.



Here, personal space did not exist. We were crammed in like sardines.
I saw Traylon Shead here, too.
There were security guards around the door and had to yell at the people in the back who were pushing sometimes.