Text Trolling

At 1 AM, I got a text message from "jcortez78." I decided to have some fun with him. 

I retyped our conversation:

-Is this Bianca?

Nope, sorry

-Why no?

My name is Jerry.

-Your not ho I wanted to talk to… Jejej sorry

-U rnt going too forgive me ? ={

Is a stranger’s forgiveness over a trivial nuisance really that important to you?

-Ys actually ! I fel terrbl

Then I forgive you, random drunk person that I will never meet in the real world. Go and live your life in whatever way suits you best.

-You think im drunk? Just bcuz im mexican doesn’t mean im drunk! Rascist!

I didn’t know you were Mexican (good job not capitalizing your nationality, by the way) and I never said anything racist.

-Why your making fun of me not capitelizign my country? Thjs is textig not school

Your spelling and grammar are atrocious. I still think you’re drunk. Either that or your education (or lack thereof) is appalling.

-Your a asshole. Making fun of people just bcuz their from a different country

My insults were on the basis of your abysmal English, regardless of your country of birth.

-I can jst tell you hate Mexicans you rascist bitch.

Terrible at logic as well as English! Amazing!

-You self righteous dick, I bet you never get any pussy because of the way you talk

-Unless you are gay….?

Apparently you are not quite as bad at spelling and grammar as I had thought. But I will let you know that I do not talk like this to anyone other than those who mistakenly text me and then insist on continuing a conversation. As for the homophobic slur, that was quite amusing. You are so adamant against racism yet you encourage discrimination based on other criteria. Fascinating.

-Ther you go again with your condescending attitude. Why?

Because I find that doing so is very entertaining.

I win.